Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
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I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
... I threw up in the shower this morning
You were "I'm not drunk" drunk.
I was feeling sad so bedroom vodka seemed like the best solution at the time.
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I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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