There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
that is very illegal...i love you.
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
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