let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
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its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
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You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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