Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
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NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
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Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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