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I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
Just had an old man tip me two dollars and say "here put this in your baby fund, you'll have a baby someday" I swear this is gods way of saying GET ON BIRTH CONTROL NOW!
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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