yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
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