bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
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I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
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DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
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