So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
Randomize
