Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
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when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
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I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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