if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
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