You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
Two words: blizzard sex
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
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