Regardless, you never quit out of your interenet. You left your porn on the living room comp. Then you passed out four feet from the chair with your hand still down your pants. We decided that we should go back to her place instead. Worlds best wingman.
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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