Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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