I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
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Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
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Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
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