i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
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