I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
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Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
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I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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