All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
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