scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
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