apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
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next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
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He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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