are you still at the devil's house?
We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
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But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
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I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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