last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
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