i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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