You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
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You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
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He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
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