..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
Babe! I just farted and I swear to jesus lord christ that it sounded like ur name! Ok, more like Meeatt but still... awesome.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in