So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
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on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
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She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.