Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
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