She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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