I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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