You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
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