Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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