ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
Come on in and take your pants off
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