Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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