Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
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I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
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i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
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