wanna go halves on a baby?
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
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Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
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he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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