Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
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Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
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I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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