Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
she smelled like a LAN party
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
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