I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
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