I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
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My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
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She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
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