Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
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i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
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Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
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