Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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