brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
I just accidently sent my poop smells like vodka to 27 people in my phone book
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
Go christen that room with your naked body.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
Randomize
