It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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