how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
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You kept trying to hail an ambulance
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
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i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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