Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
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I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
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I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
I want a bottle of whiskey to be dropped at my doorstep like a stork drops babies when they are delivered to their parents.
God what have you done to be that much in need of alcohol.
Me WANTS my preciousssssssssss
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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