i just had sex bonerless
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
i now understand why vodka
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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