You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
Being hungover in this office is the actual worst. Like they look at me and know I was wasted at 1 am, karaokeing Billy Idol at a gay bar.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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