I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
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Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
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If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
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