Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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