woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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