I swear she didn't look like that last week.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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