lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
Randomize
