this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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