i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
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