i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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