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• (512): View more from Texas

  Did yall have sex?

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  Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?

  (512): View more from Texas

  Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen

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• (219): View more from Indiana

  shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring

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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning

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• (512): View more from Texas

  just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!

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• (917): View more from New York City

  Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?

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• (727): View more from Florida

  This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication

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• (646): View more from New York

  The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window

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• (413): View more from Massachusetts

  Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!

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